Directed by:
- Cory McAbee
- Cory McAbee
- Ron Crawford ... Old Scientist
- Crugie ... Quasar Kid
- Michael De Nola ... Scientist
- Maura Ruth Hashman ... Heaven
- David Hyde Pierce ... Narrator (voice)
- Jessica Jelliffe ... The Clerk
- Robert Lurie ... Cubby
- Cory McAbee ... Stingray Sam
- Willa Vy McAbee ... Girl The Carpenter's Daughter
- Caleb Scott ... The Artist
- Soren Scott ... Ed
- Frank Swart ... Barnaby
- Joshua Taylor ... Fredward
- Michael Wiener ... Smarmy Scientist